fonker

a fonker is when the head of the penis can be seen through a pair of athletic shorts

at the gym you can see someones "fonker" because they are wearing no underwear

by matt schneider September 24, 2005

meat fence

1. a big,fat pussy that resembles a wall of meat

A bloody string was hanging from her meat fence, but it didn't matter because she gave me head instead.

by The Bucktooth Robot June 24, 2009

fanceh

Fancy.

Joe: I'm having tea with the Queen tomorrow.
Bob: Ooh, that's well fanceh.

by sotwff March 19, 2010

fincel

The financial version of an "incel" (involuntarily celibate, sexually frustrated). A typical fincel suffers from economic illiteracy, which results in poor career and life planning decisions that lead to a life of poor financial health. This financial dissatisfaction is often a combination of a college degree that is not marketable, large amounts of student debt, etc. Like incels, a fincel often turns to extremist political/social views that involve harming those that are economically literate and financially stable. Fincels resent society.

Jim: hey whatever happened to Tony? He was excited to graduate with an art history degree.

Scott: Tony lives at home still and works as an Uber driver and sometimes bar tends. He's evolved to a bitter fincel and hates successful people.

by Eddie Quesadilla April 20, 2019

uglier than a mud fence

Someone or something that is just too ugly to look at. Barely less hideous than fugly, but not by much.

OMG! That guy is uglier than a mud fence.

by Purple Unicorn May 9, 2008

fence-sitter

(n.) One who is afraid to have an opinion, and rather, simply points out the flaws of what everyone else is saying. Dislikeable to all. The exceptions are those fence-sitters that really don't give a shit and make fun of everything, who are liked by all.

A political moderate or an agnostic

by Gumba Gumba May 13, 2004

Norwegian Picket Fence

The action of driving alongside a line of naked women lined up along a road with their breasts exposed, while sticking your erected penis out the car door and slapping their breasts with it.

Bitches be hollering when I pull off the Norwegian picket fence.

by Awob603 March 11, 2010