Foosec

A Foosec is roughly 100 back and forth cycles per min, roughly the speed a gorilla maturbates at.

Look at Dazaa, he's jerking his gurgen at almost two Foosecs!

by xul8tr February 3, 2006

Foosed

To have had sex with a woman.

He foosed that.

by D'hyrelle Joyn'zahn March 10, 2010

fooseball orgy

two pairs of naked men stand across each other and jerk each other. much like a jerk circle but in square form with random jerking

dude, at ryan's sausage fest last night, I swear a couple of those guys from the other school that came went downstairs and had a fooseball orgy

by amazingreg September 20, 2010

the aaron of forsey

the biggest idiot yu can meet.

Michelle: OMG, did yu see the aaron of forsey last nite?
Brady: yea, hes so mean to his girlfriend. what an idiot!

by yuhavenoidea! July 14, 2009

foose

When playing fooseball, instead of simply stopping the opposing player's shot, you take a shot as the ball is coming at you, scoring immediately. The worst way to get scored on.

It usually happens when a noob tries to shoot from the back row.

Noob: "Check out this shot from the back."

BOOM!

Me: "Damn son, you just got foosed!"

by B.Faced February 24, 2008

pwned in da faise

An extremely high level of pwnage, also known as pwnership. When someone is pwned and you want to rub it in, so you say HAHAHA pwned in da faise!

n00b: WTF!? I died 10 times already!??!

Me: HAHAHAHA pwned in da faise!

by Bob882 December 18, 2004

Foistered

Past tense of verb: foister

Word made up by Donald Trump in 2019 rally.

1) To foster misinformation and then proceed to foist or impose it on a specific population.

First they engineered the Russia hoax; that was a total hoax. The single greatest lies ever … foistered upon the American people.

Man: She foistered me into thinking that I was her baby daddy.

by Narido November 11, 2019