Someone who constantly puts their hands down their own pants and seems as though they are "digging for gold" or "bugs to feast upon" or maybe even trying to capture the essence of their own smegma on their hands. Thus resembling the acts of a monkey by fondleing themselves.
I shared cheetos with this girl today. I didnt tell her that I had played some fondle monkey earlier that day.
by Thomas Cornelius Johnston III February 21, 2011
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by fido January 21, 2004
Get the dog fondler mug.when a friend is having intercourse you and a group of friends cover your faces in tin foil and barge in on the couple while they are doing the deed
by B nathe April 27, 2008
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Get the foodles mug.1. Problems that, when serious, cause failure or the symptoms of failure.
2. The #1 cause of fagalism in the U.S.
3. Elton John,jk.
4. The STD known to make you suck.
2. The #1 cause of fagalism in the U.S.
3. Elton John,jk.
4. The STD known to make you suck.
1. 9 out of 10 people failed today because of foibles.
2. Only you can stop fagalism by preventing foibles.
3. No.
4. Mary broke up with John because of his foibles.
2. Only you can stop fagalism by preventing foibles.
3. No.
4. Mary broke up with John because of his foibles.
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2. Another defenition is a New England version of a southern fiddle.
2. Another defenition is a New England version of a southern fiddle.
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