The ultimate trump card for an argument. You say it to win. It was originally said in the movie Suburban Commando by Christopher Lloyd, but the use of it was coined by the Nostalgia Critic.
Woman: "You never look at me that way anymore."
Guy: "Maybe if you looked halfway decent..."
Woman: "I was frozen...today!"
Guy: "Maybe if you looked halfway decent..."
Woman: "I was frozen...today!"
by Dyonus October 7, 2009
Get the I was Frozen mug.the sexual act of collecting enough semen to fill up a condom and then the said condom is frozen. Once the semen is frozen the condom is removed and only the penis shaped semen popsicle is left and inserted into a woman's vagina while she is sleeping. by the time she wakes up the semen pop is melted and the sperm has reached her ovaries.
My girlfriend cheated on me so to get back at her i gave her a frozen banana pop to get her pregnant without her ever knowing.
by Have-A-Fantastic-Norwich-Day October 13, 2010
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by frozenchosenisacompliment January 4, 2012
Get the frozen chosen mug.A forceful blow to the male genital region; coined by an in-game nut shot to Flozell Adams of the Dallas Cowboys.
by PBK June 6, 2007
Get the flozell mug.Can I make a scat mold of your vagina? So I may ravage it later? It is my own personal Frozen Mudpie my dear..
by tinye11177 January 7, 2011
Get the Frozen Mudpie mug.When you gather your fecal matter from the toilet bowl and form it into a desirable phallic shape that you then proceed to freeze solid so that you can then fuck your anus or vagina with a totally unique dildo.
Damn, I fucking love it when you fuck my ass with your frozen shit dildo. When it is almost defrosted, can you jam it all the way in so I can re-shit it out later?
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