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Fluser

A person who failed to take advantage of all the seasonal flu shots and prevention opportunities given by their employer and local governments, and as a result, contracts the flu.
Danny's health insurance offers free flu shots, but due to his procrastinating, he missed out on getting his shot, and completely forgot about it. Now he's in bed whining about how lousy the flu makes him feel, and wallowing in his own mucus. What a fluser he is!
by David W. Irish February 6, 2013
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Flossed

When your messages, DMs, or snapchats are flooded by strangers
That girl's DMs were flossed ever since she put her username on tinder.
by Flossed Man November 8, 2018
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Floose

Something an autistic 4 year old says for some reason. Used in a derogatory manner to confuse and enrage all of those within the range of the word's effect. Used in a New England accent.
Turd. Shart. Floose!
by Floosie May 10, 2018
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Cumflouti Flouter

A generic Phrase that can be used in any context at any given time, to comedically substitute words.
"Samantha, gimme some cumflouti flouter for my ."

"Steph, well fuckin gimme the Jared for my Lared over there first, conflouti.
by Stephanie <3 February 5, 2007
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floser

someone who purposefully flunks there classes just to look cool to other people
John was such a floser when he failed english even though he usually gets striaght a's just because whatshername thought he was to perfect
by "emo lezbo" March 15, 2005
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Floose

A mixture between Fluid and Loose.
I need to be more floose in my dance .
by FletchisBest June 6, 2018
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Floose

You're such a floose
by Davewaldo July 14, 2017
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