german flopper

Those obscence and uncouth german penises that are big even when not hard and just flop around like dying fish taken out of the ocean

"Leo has this ridonkulous german flopper, it really speaks for that german engineering"

by trojax March 2, 2023

phallus flopper

Person known to flop copious amounts of phallus on unsuspecting foreheads

I am known as a phallus flopper because I flopped copious amounts of phallus on sylvie's forehead

by Jeff#1 September 5, 2008

Stick it to the flopper

Super glueing your girl/boy friend's dildo's to various body parts of a friend who is sleeping.

Hey Nelson is asleep lets stick it to the flopper

Okay I'll get the dildos and super glue :D

by Nelson wants your chili ring June 8, 2010

Flopper

A person who changes good friends, especially best friends, often.

"Isn't Sandy's best friend Kylie?"

"No, she's a flopper. Her new best friend is now Ashley."

by pookie8287 October 23, 2011

Flopper

1. Person who cannot come up with a good definition for a made up word and give you a not funny reference to a videogame instead.
2. Someone who you asked to do something and instead went to sleep like a douchebag.
3. Replace Fuck.
4. A video game reference to shooting games when people die and continue to move after dying.

Marc give us a definition to this word we came up with.
Marc: Blah, blah, blah.
Dude that is not funny you are such a flopper.

Hey Francisco go type this. 5 minutes later... wtf why are you sleeping you flopper!

by Cockstain23 December 11, 2009

flopper

When a man makes the mistake of wearing basketball shorts to work or on his activities and for no distinct reason has a semi hard on, that annoys him throughout the day

Yeah but I gotta run home first and change into some jeans, I've been a flopper all day.

by Mr. Flopper June 28, 2011

Flopper

A person who flops his cock out when with a girl, then has it put back in for him after being denied

Nich was a bit of a flopper the other night, too bad he denied by molly, she is the biggest hoe

by Geoff June 1, 2003