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will it float

A recurring segment on the Late Show with David Letterman where an item is presented and Paul and Dave take guesses at whether or not the item will float or sink in a large pool of water.
It's time for another round of Will It Float, people.
by Athena Kay May 10, 2005
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floating biscuit

Farting into your cupped hand and then quickly placing it over your friends mouth and nose. You can also blow it from your hand onto their face like blowing a kiss.
Carl just gave me the best floating biscuit, it came out nowhere.
by kombatmuldoon January 29, 2014
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Floating Hotdogs

Floating Hotdogs is a mood or a feeling you get when you are single or recently broken up with someone and you are looking for an another partner but there’s no option or no chance with you being with someone. While you’re having no chance with anyone and spending your time all alone being a sad fuck. All your friends are fucking, making out, touching each other and loving each other. And plus your good looking friend is starting to get more attention by the other gender. While you sit there looking like a potato. And to make things worse your ex could be flirting with other guys and getting more touchy and having more fun compared to you being with your ex.

To make things short, The emotion Floating Hotdogs is caused by you being a antisocial bitch and having no chance with someone while you see your friends in love.

Closest emotions to Floating Hotdogs might include Sad, Jealousy, Heartbroken, Hating yourself, Feeling like you’re not good enough, Looking for love, Forever alone, Still a virgin and Feeling like a potato
I’m a bit feeling Floating Hotdogs today.

It sucks feeling Floating Hotdogs man
by Doctor Goose April 28, 2019
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flaxing

the process of eating flax seeds to get good bowel movement
I ate some flax seeds and now I’m flaxing.
by it’s your mother December 10, 2019
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Floatie

A flat white coffeee with oat milk.
Can I please order a floatie?
by NZ Floatie January 8, 2022
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EGG FLOATATION

AN EGG THAT FLOATS.!
THE EGG WAS PLACED IN (SALTY) WATER AND GOT DENSE AND STARTED FLOATING. THIS IS A PROJECT CALLED EGG FLOATATION.
by WAZZ UP.! March 5, 2011
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floaters

bits of plasma, protein, or vitreous that are suspended in the vitreous humor (the gelly substance that fills your eye ball)Though they are normal; most people will get them eventually. They can be congential (from birth) or develop (usually as you get older) They are annoying at first, but most people learn to cope with them. They can be best seen on bright days or while looking at a uniform object, such as the sky.
These floaters are distracting me!
by Anand M June 10, 2007
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