float cake

v. intr. (creatively offensive) defecate, esp. into a toilet. The epithet elicits an image of a puffy, floating, brown log, and further revolts by identifying feces with food. In the latter respect, it resembles the expression, "pinch a loaf."

My girlfriend came out of the bathroom, and I said, "what did you do, float cake?" She laughed automatically, but then after a moment's reflection, looked at me with disgust and said, "ugh, float cake!"

by tneveca August 25, 2009

Floating Brain

The bare ball-sack of a young and highly promiscuous young man!

'"I'm going to give you a floating brain in the face!"
":O"

by John from 17 March 3, 2010

Floating Colours

½ of achievement, not-so-great triumph, to do something half perfect, neither fail nor succeed

Marco: Mum, look! I got flyin' colours for my drawing!

Mum: It should be floating colours, you misspelled your name.

by Hazique15 August 21, 2011

dirty float

In economics, a monetary policy in which the value of the local currency is determined by the foreign exchange markets, with some intervention by the government (or its allies) in the event of excessive or dangerous movements.

Usually the term is applied when the country ignores long term shifts in value, but intervenes directly to avoid crises.

Most of the nations in the world have neither a hard peg nor floating currency, but something in between--a dirty float, in which trade is under some restrictions.

by abu yahya June 24, 2008

floating mexican

when you shit in tube sock, then take a piss on it, and then hit someone's head with it.

I had butt piss really bad last night, so so I decided to give Steveie Wonder a floating mexican except this one was a little sloppy.

by the Votee June 2, 2005

floating a boat

A way of smoking meth or coke.

Place drug in tin foil.
Light tin foil from underneath.
Smoke it through a straw.

Some people refer to smoking meth from tin foil as free basing but I know it as floating a boat.

by nikkkkkk October 30, 2012

Float a spud

The act of defecation; or taking a shit

Guuurl hold my purse...I gotta hit the bathroom! I gotta float a spud!

Bruh pause the game...I gotta float a spud but need another beer first!!

by CABoots January 24, 2017