florida trash

A ratchet ass hoe. Not necessarily from Florida, but might as well be.

Guy 1: Did you see Blaire at the bar last night?

Guy 2: Nah bro, she's florida trash, I'm not messing with that.

by Avin631 May 15, 2016

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Florida’d

V. When you and a Florida girl go on a date and she invites 11 other Asian guys and makes you pay for all the food

Dammit man Stacy just totally Florida’d me

by DannyFantom June 19, 2018

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Florida Sunbird

A person who lives and works in Florida, then seeks cooler summer areas in the North, especially after retirement.
Basically the opposite of a snowbird.

I am a Florida Sunbird, are you?

by brightsun1999 July 14, 2018

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Florida Hotbox

Having a threesome with a girl and their mom in a parked car while chain smoking a pack of cigarettes with the windows rolled up

I need to wash out my car after last nights Florida Hotbox.

by PJohns3372 May 7, 2019

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A truly magical place of crystal clear light turquoise water all around you. A pleasure to make the drive from Miami to Key West. Key West is one of the most relaxing, unique, fun, out of the way places in America. Enjoy!

Driving through the Florida Keys, all you see for 4 hours on the Overseas Hwy is clear blue-green water and smell the ocean breeze. Key West is so laid-back, chill, and filled with history. Both are heaven.

by FloridaKeysLover4Life May 5, 2010

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Florida Cracker

A white NATIVE BORN Floridian, usually with pre-civil war Floridian ancestry.

The Florida Cracker has become an endangered species, mostly because of all the golf-playing, non-driving, constant-bitching ASSHOLE yankee retirees that move to Fla.

by The Last Rebel September 2, 2008

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