marital fleas

when you've been together too long and you get the itches for something new

I am going to itch at my marital fleas all night long.

Damn, those maritals fleas made me hit your sister.

by reeky December 15, 2008

Cooter fleas

What happens when a woman's cooter gets infested with fleas.

She is scratching cause she has cooter fleas,

by Assbark April 1, 2010

Homer flees into the bushes

Homer was going to play golf with Flanders but then Flanders said no, so Homer fled into the bushes

Homer flees into the bushes in the Simpsons

by Lazyluna678 June 11, 2020

flem flom

a real small boy with a tiny dick the are closely related to faggots they have quiffs and have addictions to the cutes and pixels in overwatch flem floms are massive pussys and love the D!

that flem flom just touched his dick
guy 1 "he just spanked me"
guy 2 "I know hes such a flem flom"

by tastic76tttttttttttt November 2, 2017

butt flem

the wet part of a wet fart. The part of a wet fart that people worry about staining their underware or panties.

Johnny's butt just hacked up a juicy heaping helping of BUTT FLEM....

by Ithunder9 February 27, 2010

My Dog Has Fleas

An easy way to remember the correct tuning of a standard ukelele. The 4th string is an A, 3rd is a D, 2nd is F# Sharp, and the 1st is a B. When played one note at a time, you can remember the right tuning by singing the words "my dog has fleas."

"Dallin, the only way to correctly tune your ukelele is to remember my dog has fleas."

by R.P.M. November 6, 2005

FANNY FLEM

Discharge from the vagina. Normally white in colour.

Stella pulled down her panties to find them filled with fishy fanny flem and buzzing with flies

by Joey February 15, 2005