flaking

1. To bail out of something at the last minute

2. To break a contract, verbal or written

3. To lie about a previously made agreement

Miguel: Hey uhh I'll met you up at 7 pm at the walmart cool?
You: yeah sure NP

-7pm-

you: ....

-8pm-
you: .....

-9pm-

you: zzzz
Miguel: oh uhh yeah i cant make it
you: you flaking asshole

by TIm January 7, 2007

Crotch Flakes

The type of pants that have a whitish design around the crotch to give the pants a "worn" look. When the two legs are put together, this design could form a snow-flake-like image.

"I just picked up a pair of the new Old Navy Crotch Flake jeans."

"I'm bringing my new Crotch Flakes on vacation."

by Jenustegan November 7, 2005

Pretty Flacko

a guy that has “pretty boy swag” (made popular by other swag rappers like Lil B, Soulja Boy…), and Flacko meaning the guy is skinny, because the word flaco means skinny in Spanish, used by Asap Rocky

i be that Pretty flacko niguh
she wants a pretty flacko
she fucked a pretty flacko

by kuulkidd April 11, 2012

cornn flaek

a meme that didnt really get that big but was very deep fried

have you seen the cornn flaek meme

by jeesus_ himself March 25, 2019

flakey

when you make plans with someone then they cancel last minute leaving you alone; unreliable; can`t be trusted. People like this don`t make good friends.

Dream is so flakey, overtime we make plans she always dips last minute. I can never rely on her.

by Beyone March 23, 2016

Hot Special Flakes

The act of sprinklng your dandruff onto a girls face, then Spaffing on to the dandruff flakes, producing a warm porridge like substance.

Did you make Emma breakfast this morning?
Yes, I gave her a huge serve of hot special flakes in bed.

by Not my real name June 7, 2012

fake flake

A fake friend that pretends to support you but is only nice when you are of use to them. They tend to give you compliments with daggers hidden in them and love to see you fail. They will never be there when you need them unless it helps them

"Justin Timberlake left Nsync"
"It was terrible! But he performed with them recently"
"Because it was a tribute to his success"

"OMG what a fake flake"

by deebs123 April 7, 2015