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Flashbanged myself

When you masturbate and hit yourself in the eye during the cumshot
I was just jerking off and fucking flashbanged myself
by Thatshowyougetants2257 July 28, 2023
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Mexican Flashbang

When a Mexican guy nuts in your eyes and gritos in your ear.
I cant wait until I can Mexican flashbang Becky tonight
by GorditaCrunch August 27, 2023
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flashbang

When you’re receiving head, just before you cum, you wind up a right hook and punch her in the jaw and then cum in her eyes and run away.
You know that girl Joe hooked up with? Yeah he flashbanged her
by Odst October 20, 2019
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Flashbang

A flash bang is where you wake up your s/o by shining a bright light in he or shes eyes then having crazy sex with them
Hey babe can i flashbang you tomorrow morning?
by Akidscreation December 7, 2020
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Flashbang

A flashbang is alot like a flash mob but instead of people dancing it turns into a public orgy
Hey man im going join a flashbang at the mall today, want to join?
by Akidscreation December 7, 2020
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Chinese flashbang

when a girl has explosive diarrhea and it all comes out as you’re eating her ass
i was eating this girl out and she let a chinese flashbang out.
by chickenass69lol December 7, 2020
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Bavarian flashbang

When you cum on a girl’s eyes and you fist her with a empty bottle of Augustiner. Either Pussy or ass doesn’t matter.
She said she loves me, right as she was blowing me. But when I started to give her a Bavarian flashbang , she kicked me the hell out of there.
by Jay zees December 27, 2020
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