flappy chans

Flappy Chans is the technical term to describe Vagina Lips. Usually large ones at that.

'Hey Berta, let me suck on your flappy chans. I don't mind'

by Flappy Chans August 3, 2017

flappy pecker

When a guy what's to fuck you but his dick is flaced, so if he tried he would just be grinding against you awkwardly

he pulled it out, I was ready for him to penetrate me but he just started slapping his dick off me like a flappy pecker

by The white knight November 20, 2015

Flappy web

An old woman's vagina
Elderly pussy

Ex. Damn I pounded a flappy web yesterday.
Ex 2. Bro did you see the party yesterday? There was so many flapy webs.

by Enlightened_Frog420 December 16, 2019

flappy joe

a fat person jumping around

hey! flappy joe come here

by cute cuddle June 27, 2016

Flappy Birds

An old mans saggy balls

James has flappy birds

by DinoTrainSquad April 25, 2015

flappy napkin

What happens to a woman who’s skydiving in her underwear while on her period.

Wow, I had quite the flappy napkin my last jump. Next time I won’t use a pad with wings.

by Mute8s May 26, 2023

Flappy Jacks

When you finger a girl's kutch and find out she's not circumcised. To be more specific, the outer fat tissue of a female vaginal wall.

Shit, she's not a virgin? She's been fucking other people? You mean she had flappy jacks?

by asdf66667878 December 20, 2014