flabberfucked

showing great suprise or disbelief

When Danny told me that I was a pregnant man, I was flabberfucked!

by EMandrew June 23, 2009

Flabadabadoo

Flabadabadoo is the first noticeable sympton of a F.U.P.A.. The girl will usually see a roll of fat beginning to form over her vagina area.

My girlfriend is getting Flabadabadoo.

by Berico Parachute October 20, 2006

fabsome

something fabulous and awesome

girl one: hey did you see that shirt
girl two: yeah

girl one: it's so fabsome isn't it

by queen of pink July 3, 2014

Flabberblast

An extremely loud, twelve-second, four octave fart that smells for a long time until it embeds itself in the furniture forever.

The Chode ripped a flabberblast! Gross!

by P $ February 15, 2004

flab grab

A flab grab is where two people are having sex and the male screams, "Flab grab!" and grabs the woman's flab (fat roll). Typically, the woman is overweight and can't move on her own, thus creating the male to hump her across the room or where she needs to go.

Reece: "Man, last night I performed a flab grab on Coach Barker."
Freeman: "Wow, really?"
Me: *disappointment*

by iPeeBlocks October 28, 2014

flabanaba

When you are a piece of trash or worse

You are a flabanaba.

by Rexasaurus144 February 24, 2018

fabs

the correct way to say flabs

adam: shutup saf u got flabs
safiyyah: fabs*

by shhhxxx December 11, 2021