idiot fishing

When one makes a cardboard cat/dog, proceeds to spray paint it at least a drop realistically, with tinfoil eyes on both sides. Attach non reflective fishing line. Proceed to shoot/break immediate area street lights. Place artificial animal on other side of street, with end of fishing line in your hand. When a vehicle comes along proceed to drag the cardboard animal towards its untimely death. When the vehicle spots the reflection of the tinfoil eyes, end result should be either:
A- Skidmarks in the street
B- One dead cardboard animal with one very worried late night soccer mom.
C- Vehicle either stops or crashes.
When "C" happens, proceed to run like hell and dissapear to the pre determined safe houses.

What non-mormon kids do in Utah for fun.

John: Let's go idiot fishing!
Gage: Yeah sounds good, im getting tired of going dumple throwing.

by Norman the Non-Mormon February 11, 2008

fishook

In a fight, a person may attempt to get his finger in the other person's mouth and tear along their cheek, thus causing the other party to submit.

Johnny took a wrong turn in trying to bite Mac's finger off when Mac fishooked him.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

I am fishing for your Goombas

Something Mario says on some Super Mario Go-Fish game on the PC. Makes me laugh *shrug*

Some might say he his fishing for some stereotypical Italian men.

by Tim XYZ November 2, 2003

Fishing Trip

When a person takes a trip to a target rich environment for the purposes of finding a date.

Hey man, why don't you take a fishing trip down to that Latin Mass parish and find yourself a nice trad girl?

by KillerBill May 18, 2021

Feta Fishing

To dig with one's tongue in the orifice (i.e. nostril, ear canal, anus, pee hole, etc.) of a Greek person in search of Feta cheese.

Constantinopilus: What the f*** is your tongue doing in my asshole?

Natalie: Obviously I'm Feta fishing, but all I've found in here is Swiss and Brie. Are you sure you're Greek?

by Hesaid123 September 8, 2011

fishin' gear accident

A "fishin' gear accident" is a reference to an overly-pierced
person, as if they got accidentally hooked with multiple fishooks and lures.

She was a sweetheart, but you wouldn't believe all the hardware in her snatch. It looked like a fishin' gear accident.

by Jim Inman August 26, 2006

fishorse

A 'fishorse' is a combination of a fish and a horse. Discovered by the great Sichi in the year 2003, it is a very rare species.

"I once saw a Fishorse. It was awesome."

by Sichi January 8, 2009