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Fireworks of Fury

On the Fourth of July you attach live eels to the end of a bottle rocket. Then you insert the bottle rockets with eels into your rectum. Just as you feel the eels start to tickle your colon the bottle rocket goes off and shoots the eels out like a dirty roman candle.
My buddy T-Bone met some kinky chick in the Springs that gave him the Fireworks of Fury. He has not shit right for 2 months and now has a goldfish pond.
by DirtyMouthMedic July 2, 2022
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Creaming fireworks in the snow

Often used to describe creating rangoli in icing sugar during festival of Diwali. Can also mean using large amounts of fireworks/sparklers in the snow (often in UK/Canada)
Hey Bhavini, the kids are outside right now, creaming fireworks in the snow and some sparklers too!
by Tdot Nik October 28, 2019
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brown fireworks

Does verbal diarrhea count as brown fireworks or is it a case of just endless bloviating?
by Sexydimma February 1, 2020
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Ba-Bang Fireworks

the explosion of getting off, typically refered to the male gender, and should be watched
He drooled on the girl's back to make her belief he popped, but when she turned around she got to see the ba-bang fireworks.
by primelol May 4, 2011
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4th of July Firework show

This is where four dudes take turns jizzing onto a girls face and screaming "AMERICA, FUCK YEAH" This can only be done in the month of July
"Me and the homies found a girl who was up for a 4th of July Firework show. She looked like frosty the snowman when we were done with her."
by Vanilla Water November 7, 2017
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Bay City Firework Finisher

When you're having sex with a woman from behind and put your cigarette out in her anal cavity.
As I smoked my last cigarette and bent my cousin over the couch i couldn't find the ashtray ,so I gave her the ole' bay city firework finisher, that way we wouldn't burn my sisters house down again.
by Fuzzybushwhacker August 27, 2019
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Reverse firework

When a creature capable of flight picks up an animal, flies up high into the air and drops the animal to it's doom below. It gets it's name from the gory explosion caused when most creatures fall from an incredible height, which almost looks like a firework of blood and guts that was launched downward at the ground from up high.
Some birds struggle with the powerful defenses of turtles, so rather than piercing them they decide to pull a reverse firework and then just eat whatever is left.
by Dehoniesto December 15, 2020
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