fat got fingered

When a conversation sucks and you just want to walk away or change to topic

"My aunt was cleaning her trunk and her cat was eating some wiskas..."

"Yea, fat got fingered"

"Sorry?"

"fuggetit"

by Kortstreetsackwak April 15, 2006

two-fingered butt saw

The placement of index and middle finger into another persons anal cave, and moving them in a back and forth "saw" motion.

Dude if you don't cut the attitude I will have to break out the two-fingered butt saw and give you an adjustment.

by Lt. One-Eye September 30, 2006

freddy got fingered

The worst movie in the world. Plot was completely retarded. Tom Green is obnoxious and stupid. This movie is great if you want to kill yourself.

Tom Green should not be allowed to make movies such as freddy got fingered.

by Tomaz1 July 17, 2006

Fingerless Gloves

Fingerless Gloves are gloves that have no fingers. when u wear them, ur palm is covered, but ur fingers are bare and do nothing to keep your hands warm.

are pretty useless.

also called pokemon gloves and hobo gloves

I love my new fingerless gloves! they do nothing to keep my hands warm, but i feel like a pokemon trainer!

by Marry Macho Man April 3, 2010

fingerless shocker

When you punch someone in the taint. Same suprising/painful effect as the shocker only minus the penetration factor.

"I had to get him back for fucking with my nuts somehow, so I gave him the fingerless shocker!"

by Sarah Lambert February 27, 2008

one-fingered banjo

The fingering of somebody's asshole with just one finger.

This weekend, I'm going to play the one-fingered banjo.

by drewsephh January 23, 2010

three fingered salute

that just starts task manager

by Anonymous August 2, 2003