A non-existent, popular character who is rarely to be seen.
Twitter users say they are real, but for most of the part, no tik-tok user has seen this man.
Last time seen: getting out of house to buy a milk jug.
Twitter users say they are real, but for most of the part, no tik-tok user has seen this man.
Last time seen: getting out of house to buy a milk jug.
Gigachad: My dad is cool.
Virgin: YOu mEAn YOur Non EXIstenT FathER FiGUre? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhhhuhh. huh uhuh huhuh.
Person 1. I don't have a father figure.
Person 2. Me neither, Person 1.
Virgin: YOu mEAn YOur Non EXIstenT FathER FiGUre? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhhhuhh. huh uhuh huhuh.
Person 1. I don't have a father figure.
Person 2. Me neither, Person 1.
Someone who puts themselves through so much mental and physical pain and no one knows why. They are always exhausted. Always. Usually practice ends in tears and we are all dealing constant body regulation but we love to skate we promise. Also the sparkly dresses duh
by That_rando_figure_skater February 26, 2019
I WaS onLy FouR¡¡¡
by Thanos car xo December 02, 2018
To Figure It Out is to FIGURE IT OUT SON! When you don't put forth common sense or just act stupid; you are told by the teacher to FIGURE IT OUT. Then you don't respond and get busy trying to FIGURE IT OUT SON!
by One who has FIGURED IT OUT! June 10, 2005
You have no father figure.
by im a fatherless child October 19, 2022
When an individual transitions from average looking to respectfully attractive within the span of a year.
Guy 1: "Did you see Natalie today? She really figured it out!
Guy 2: "I know! When did she get so hot?
Guy 2: "I know! When did she get so hot?
by otterpark May 16, 2014
English teachers like to give you nice terms like "Figurative language". It's just useless new names for things you already know.
by Mystery Man January 29, 2003