a person who is fake and pretends everyone is there best friend. Usually they come off to nice and kind, and you never hear from them until they either need you or they feel lonely.
Ted : That person is such a flakered.
Chris : Yeah, yesterday she came to my house and I havent seen her in years.
Chris : Yeah, yesterday she came to my house and I havent seen her in years.
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Get the Flaker mug.Someone who allows their nose to run and actually lets the drop fall from their nose without wiping it off. Many times a Fickernose will be to engrossed in telling a story to notice that each time he shakes his head the drop jiggles back and forth. This leaves the listener to dodge this way and that way, for fear it will fly off and juice him. A true Fickernose will be unaffected by dripping onto his pants while leaning forward to check his lottery tickets. A Fickernose is most active in cold weather, sometimes stopping on a long walk to chat with an old friend and simultaneously watering the pavement.
I was walking home from class during December when an old friend stopped to talk to me and slicked up the parking lot like a Fickernose.
by Mighty Morphin Merganser June 7, 2016
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by F. Scott Billgerald February 18, 2021
Get the fickery mug.A finker is the female version of a Yostie.It's a cunt punch for being a douche bag, the fenale receiver knows its coming but not when. And it never expires
My bestie Emmy cant ever remember the covid 6 ft rule( doing humpy stuff with partner, i always say cound 6 ft apart) in my house so i am gonna finker her. But i still love her so maybe ill give her 2 !
by Mimic911 November 20, 2022
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