Sword Fighting

Slapping boners together. An activity friends of any sexual orientation partake in. One way to play this game is to see who can hit each others balls with they're penis a certain number of times. This can be between two perfectly straight males. It's a game, a fun way to bond

John: "hey Robert, interested in a game of sword fighting?"

Robert: Hell yeah dude, I haven't done sword fighting since I was a young chap, let's whip them out and battle bro!"

by Moneyman2345 May 06, 2019

fight me

all purpose statement that is used when you disagree with anything anyone says or when you simply want to fight someone. Also used to express indifference.

example one:

john: hey jack, i hate your new shoes.
jack: fight me.

example two:

boy1: dude, do you want play football?
boy2: fight me

by redchili94 March 15, 2009

boss fight

At the end of a level in a video game you typically fight a much larger enemy with much more health, called a boss. Typically these bosses are defeated by figuring out their pattern of attack.

See Also: mini-boss

"The boss fights in Metroid Prime kick ass!"

by Brian Johnson April 10, 2004

Lizard Fight

A belt or scarf is used to tie two men together at the neck. The men must be butt naked and each will attempt wrestle the other to the ground. The loser ends up on there back first.

We were arguing over a gine, to end the dispute we decided to lizard fight.

by pussymanslashnuggetismyniche October 11, 2012

fight or flight

The stress mechanism that all human beings possess whenever they encounter a stressful situation. This involves chemicals such as adrenaline and cortisol overriding the brain in which the person will either face the situation like a badass, or run away like a total pussy.

*fight or flight in a nutshell*
Person 1: "I'm going to kick your ass for fucking my mother last night." (pulls out bat)
Person 2: "FUCK THIS SHIT I'M OUT." (runs away)

by Dubiks August 26, 2018

fighting weight

Used by the military and professional fighters (boxers, MMA, martial artists) to describe the appropriate weight at which someone is the most physically fit to fight in combat, the ring, or octagon.

I need to get down to my fighting weight before my next weigh in and PFT (Physical Fitness Test).

My program of muscle confusion had me closing in with my fighting weight.

muscle up meat head fitness guru p.t. stud

by TheLooseGoose May 30, 2010

stop fighting

An action which requires high general intelligence and a long period of training to be mastered. It describes the act of "not using violence" to resolve a disagreement.

Two people are in a dispute.
A third person intervenes and yells "Guys, stop fighting!"

by Morgan Vance June 15, 2014