by DPforreal February 25, 2019

Cunt-fett-ee (noun)
The act of inserting a party popper into one's vagina and pulling the string. The resultant fun stuff is known as cunt-fetti.
The act of inserting a party popper into one's vagina and pulling the string. The resultant fun stuff is known as cunt-fetti.
Me: "Was with Bae last night. Gave her the cunt-fetti, and the party ensued."
Friend: "dude! that's killer"
Friend: "dude! that's killer"
by Aborro Watabonosk August 26, 2015

by Tizzle39 October 13, 2015

by Betttyyy May 1, 2019

During a celebration (ex: Easter) when confetti eggs are involved, and someone cracks one either in your shirt or in your pants, and the confetti trickles down to your ass, leaving sweaty pieces of paper lodged in amazing places.
"dude she got you in the pants"
"yea man, you want some Ass-Fetti?"
"ahh you asshole, its trickling down my pants, *grabs said confetti from underwear* you want some back?"
"gross keep your ass-fetti away from me"
"yea man, you want some Ass-Fetti?"
"ahh you asshole, its trickling down my pants, *grabs said confetti from underwear* you want some back?"
"gross keep your ass-fetti away from me"
by Doinkingthings September 30, 2016

The effect of bending your body forward, head to ankles, while under the influence of fentanyl. Standing on two feet in a sleep state, folded over, giving the appearance of cherry-picking, or carpet-surfing.
by 0z3-N0-DoZzznOff July 13, 2025
