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Fetal Suicide

When a fetus is just with life before they're even born
I wish I committed fetal suicide before I was brought into this horror.
by hungarydude May 21, 2018
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Fetal Bacon Syndrome

A condition that can occur in a person whose mother ate bacon during pregnancy. Problems may include an abnormal greasy appearance, short height, pleasant bacon smell, high body weight, small head size, poor coordination, low intelligence, behavior problems, and problems with hearing or seeing.
His mom ate bacon during pregnancy so, he was born greasy and isnt really all there. He has fetal bacon syndrome
by QXQXQXQXQ September 26, 2018
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fetah

is loyal, full of love, ready for new things and strong as a lion. when he loves, he does it to the fullest. so don't hurt him.
today i was with fetah in the store.
by johnny.klein November 22, 2021
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FETAT

Fuck Every Thing About This
If you disagree with what a Facebook Page is posting i.e. SPAM or Promotions, you can comment with: "FETAT!"

Promoting another shitty movie? FETAT!
by TylerDfatat November 20, 2011
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Fetachu

(fee-tuh-chew) n. The Pokemon characters (there are multiple ones) that are fetus's. They have the Umbilical Whip, the Amnion Slap, and if the going gets rough they can Abort Mission using his Rusty Coat Hanger.

When the Fetachu are in herds, they are called Feti.

One Fetachu has 40 hit points, a moderate character. But when multiples of Fetachu are in play they work as one character and the hit points are calculated by adding the 40 times however many are being played and then multiplying that number by two. For example, 3 Fetachu's being played would be: 40 x 3 = 120, 120 x 2 = 240. The total hit points for three Fetachu are 240. This makes herds very valuable.

(all seen here is the work of a friend of mine, except i made up the umbilical whip and the hit points)
1) FETACHU! USE YOUR UMBILICAL WHIP!
2) FETACHU! USE YOUR AMNION SLAP!
3) A wild pack of Feti demolished the town, before killing the women the Feti would jump into their uterus to gain strength.
by klincubusrunner April 26, 2006
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fetal ball

when a humans legs are taken and put behind the head and sat on mostly used in sparing and the occasional wrestling match.
Rob put chris in a fetal ball because he was being gay
by bendaroo February 20, 2009
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fetard

a disgustingly hideous fetus that is mentally retarted and can sometimes come out slower than most newborn babies
When my newborn baby fetard came out of the whome i instantly smashed its disgusting face with a swift strike with a mallet!
by G.B.Z.A. May 14, 2006
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