felch tube monkey

A fag that swings from ass hole to ass hole with a straw suckling cum

You felch tube monkey

by Imperial wiz March 29, 2015

felch

The oral retrieval of semen from an anus or vagina

Leanne M likes to felch dogs

by Stephanie F***** August 3, 2004

midget felching

The sport, or art, depending on your affiliation, of inserting live human midgets into your ass for the express purpose of sexual gratification.

Did you see the size of that little colored midget that SheikEric felched last night?

by chance June 19, 2003

ass felching

Ass felching is the act of ejaculating into the ass of a woman (or man) and then sucking the semen back out of the anal cavity.

"I plowed my lady in the butt and then proceeded by ass felching my liquid love"

by Born to Felch September 4, 2008

Felch bottom boat

when a guy ejaculates into a girls ass, then the chick poops out the sperm onto a peice of shrink wrap over the guys face

Dude, sandy and i just did the felch bottom boat. i highly reccomend it

by Fisticuffs77 January 21, 2008

Felch Merchant

Someone who offers felching as a service for a price.

Wayne come into my office u felch merchant and felch me. You will get a nice little pay rise.

by Cristiano April 27, 2006

felch nugget

the left over bits of dried up cum mixed with shit that get caught in the hairs around the bumhole, a while after the act of felching.

She was great until i rolled her over.......and discovered her felch nuggets

by Kav and D-unit November 4, 2007