felch LITE

A male homosexual act involving the anus, a straw and a bottle of lite maple syrup.

I really feel like this one does NOT need to be used in an example

by Tom K. February 4, 2005

Felch Burger

The codename for this guy I know. He is kind of like a mixture of zorro and Minut Bull, except he loves stickning burgers in his ass and having people eat them out of his ass. This is also what this act is called (example, give me a burger felch please!) Also, he is also not a large black man even though he likes to be felched by them.

Man, all felch burger does is felch burgers and eat Chinese food in the woods. He sniffs glue and molests Tony Danza's children. He is Craig Nelson, Felch Burger aka Felcher extrordanaire. IM: CRAYZ1235

by CJ Studebaker November 27, 2004

felch belch

When you felch up a belch ofcourse

Darren enjoys a good felch belch.

by Ornery August 4, 2006

Felch Pile

Basically a pile of felch. Left from the remenents of a felch orgy or alternativly from one very flexible man with a large penis
A felch pile can alos be a pile of ppl who just pile on eachother and felch until death

Jim i woudnt touch tht felch pile if i were u it had many tasty Std's
Damn he saw the felch pile and never returned another waste of a gd man

by superjimmy300 May 16, 2006

Felch Around

A man how perfoms a reach around with another man, and the dives in with a mcdonalds straw and extracts his engine lubricunt and ingest's it via an oral means.

Mike gave Richard a felch around, with exquisit results i.e he loved the cock!!

by Rimmy the 3rd July 26, 2003

Felch bomb

When you suck cum out of someone’s asshole and spit it into your hand and slap somebody else in the face.

Nate Maddox got felch bombed the other day at the synagogue and now the old saggy naggy is mad at me.

by Glucose April 13, 2021

Felch-Tarts

Colloquial and descriptive reference to Kellogs S'Mores Pop-Tarts, owing to the gooey white- and brown-striped filling.

"Hey, buddy! Is that a box of Felch-Tarts? What a tasty treat!"
"Have one, I'm never eating these again, now that you've ruined them for me."

by Dead-End Kid November 16, 2021