feel like welfare

To feel your worst. Feeling gross.

Sally drank a flat of beer last night...The next morning when she woke, she turns to her boyfriend and says..."Man!, I feel like welfare today!"

You go camping for a week without washing or brushing your teeth...chances are "YOU FEEL LIKE WELFARE!"

by knifer May 23, 2008

Feel my rug

The innocent, almost double entendre comment made by some normally called Norma-Jean asking if someone has felt her new skirt which when felt has the feel of a nice furry rug.

N-J to client "hey, would you like to feel my rug?"
Client" well, it's an offer I haven't had tonight"

by theoriginalsexyrexy October 21, 2010

Feel Good Points

Inspired by the Gorillaz Feel Good Inc.

A smug "feel out" question from our HR department regarding working for free in an extremely demanding, high paced position.

I don't care how much your friends make at google are you willing to work for feel good points or not?!

by c-hat-e October 18, 2012

Feel like April

When you're day is so productive, you start feeling that you are working too much and you should enjoy your life a bit.

Damn, I did so much work in my office, it started to Feel like April.

by AQSQuared September 22, 2018

feel the welcome

Homosexual Code phrase used by the initiator for welcoming a partner in through the “Back Door”, in a missionary position. At climax, the “giving” partner is covered in “happiness” from the receiver.

Are you ready to “feel the welcome”?

Person 1: How was your date?
Person 2: He made me feel welcomed, I’ll definitely visit again.

“Feel the Welcome”, fill my A*%!...

by ExperiencedInLife October 8, 2019

Feel The Horn

The act of inhaling smelling salts in a professional workplace environment.

No better way to start your work-day than to Feel The Horn.

by fred durst 2 May 12, 2023

feel like complete Dog Shit

means to feel terrible

bro i feel like complete dog shit

by lil Riptide September 28, 2023