Fapstidextrous

The ability to jerk off with both hands, either at once or to switch off between hands. It's like being ambidextrous with your jerking off hands.

"Bro, I'm fapstidextrous. I can jerk off with both of my hands."

by overused_maymay February 27, 2019

Fapster

A fat hipster

That bearded fapster is trying to sell you some doughnuts.

by FlipsterS March 29, 2019

fapsting

The act of not eating or not masterbating, as both are equally difficult to maintain life. The ultimate challenge to one's self...

Fapper 1: hey, not eating again? What's the matter?

Fapper 2: I am on a near good level and you are a pitiful peasant unworthy of my presence! Leave before I unleash the rage and fury fapsting has given me...

Fapper 1: (fap fap fap)

by Professor PAINAL April 18, 2019

fapslackdamp

daddy

fapslackdamp daddy

by ‎‎ February 25, 2021

Fapsmackeled

To masterbate so hard that one is the rendered speechless or has “gone stupid”.

1)Keven: Did you have fun with me last night?
Dwane: Yeah dude, your meat had me fapsmackeled

2)Taylor: man that was so immersive

Shakira: yeah so Fapsmackeling

by TheFapsmckler February 29, 2024

Fapsmackeled

To masterbate so hard that one is the rendered speechless or has “gone stupid”.

1)Keven: Did you have fun with me last night?
Dwane: Yeah dude, your meat had me fapsmackeled

2)Taylor: man that was so immersive

Shakira: yeah so Fapsmackeling

by TheFapsmckler February 29, 2024

Fapstronaut

A brother or sister who has embarked on a noble quest of not jacking off to porn ever again. The term is popularized largely by NoFap community. A fapstronaut retains the title for as long as he or she is trying to beat the porn addiction, no matter the amount of failures (relapses).

- Yo Jimmy, do you know she has an OnlyFans?
- Nah man, I'm a fapstronaut, I don't watch that shit

by BananaSlingshot December 20, 2024