Fantasy Guru 

A person who devotes most of their day to monitoring, maintaining & improving fantasy sport squds. Usually involved in many different leagues having up to and including 50 different teams in different sports. Are never far from a computer and suscribe to many spoting magazines to track the performance of their players.

If you need any help with who should be your #1 fantasy pick, just ask Kevin, He is the Fantasy Guru

Fantasy Guru by Johan Wolfhuasen January 4, 2009

Fantasy Pool

Where The Wizards Go To Swim! lol

Frejol: Yo! Trenoc Where Are You Going?
Trenoc: I'm Goin To The Fantasy Pool

Fantasy Pool by Seagulls Of Satan September 28, 2008

Fantasy Whore 

Any player in the NFL that contributes nothing towards his team's win but puts up a great amount of fantasy points from scalping touchdowns at the goalline or running up the score when you're already up 50. Anyone in the top 10 fantasy points for running backs without 1000 rushing yards is a fantasy whore.

Tom Brady, Lendale White, Matt Forte and Marshawn Lynch; all can be defined as a fantasy whore.

Fantasy Whore by screwBrady January 21, 2011

fantasy box

television

dude, i saw this bitch on the fantasy box, nobody can look that good...

-probably an android dude!

fantasy box by michael foolsley November 20, 2009

fantasy football asshole 

Someone being arrogant, rude, obnoxious, or just a total dickhead . A real prick that makes you feel so shitty in the inside. A passive-aggressive jerk. Constantly talking shit in the fantasy football league no matter what his record is.

"J0-EE is the biggest fantasy football asshole in our league!"
asshole
dickhead

fantasy football asshole by cazed September 25, 2013

Fantasy Rape 

When a B chick forces heavy sensual vibes in an enclosed environment over a long period of time and penetrates your fantasy forcefield and proceeds to rape you . . . the wrong way

Dude, I was in was in class for 3 hours and the Prof was wearing a super tight black dress on her not super tight body, at first I thought ahhhh nasty and then I thought ahhh get out of my mind you nasty bitch

Dude, Fantasy Rape

Fantasy Rape by porkchop101 April 17, 2012

Fantasy Friday 

pregame to fantasy football Sunday where you trash talk your opponent by tagging them on facebook and/or twitter

Fantasy Friday is today and my team I'M AWESOME is about to whoop @Ted Doe's THE MEFA CREATER ass this week and make him kiss the baby

Fantasy Friday by OFCC October 18, 2010