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Hygiene Fail

The act of a female partner losing complete control of bowel movements during the course of anal sex.
AMon: Hey wey was Lisa anally open last night?

Wey: Yea dude, but she had a hygiene fail on your aerobed..
by ElAMon March 30, 2010
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for the fail

just like ftl, but much cooler and with much more style.
Player 1: OMFG DUDEE!!11one1@!! A FUCKING BR JUST KILLED ME!!1! A BR!!!
Player 2: for the fail.
by Canox June 12, 2007
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Omega fail

a fail to end all fails, there is no record of this ever used. it is so epic the world stops for that moment of pure incompetence (yeah i know that was a big word, deal with it)
OMfG! IT'S AN OMEGA FAIL!
by Colby "spartan117825" January 20, 2009
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Senses Fail

A fucking awesome band that so far, and so very good, haven't blown up into big headed bimbos. Looks like we could go for a long run with these guys!! Gotta love em!!
by Alex Rat March 28, 2005
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Pull Out Fail

When a guy is having sex with a woman and he is about to pull out and the girl wraps her legs around him and forces him to jizz inside of her.
Man: I'm gonna jizz on your face. I gotta pull out...
Woman: No your not...I want a baby....
Man: What the fuck! Lemme pull.....Oh shit....
(Pull Out Fail)
by Cire Legov March 30, 2010
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senses fail

the band that combines my love of rock and my love of punk and lets that little bit of emo out of its cage
by deadsmurf2 July 23, 2004
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epic fail

The highest form of fail known to man. Reaching this level of fail means only one thing:

You must die, or the world will fail itself due to such an extreme level of failage.
<Noob>:OMG I gotz teh myspaces n mah yootoobs rool n sutf n u sux cuz u has no myscapes!

<Me>: Epic fail.
by Lawligation November 14, 2007
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