faget

1. This hideously misspelled derivation of 'faggot' is primarily used by uneducated rednecks who fail to see the irony of calling someone a derogatory name but having no idea how to say the word.

2. Used by closet homosexuals in an attempt to smooth out the word 'faggot' and give it a softer french/italian/spanish sound, with a rolled G similar to the J in french, and a silent T.

1. "Hey Chet!! Lookee that thar faget over there! Now get that cow ready for a bangin'!"

2. "Let's round up the crew, get some lattes and head out to the faget bar, where we can score -- I mean, I'm not gay and have no idea what faget means!"

by garan garan February 9, 2007

Faglet

A young gay person. They are found in schools usually. Teachers and Tumblr try to push it onto youth. As a result of that. Faglets inhabit the school with their only word being look everybody i'm gay. They like dead memes too.

LGBTQperson: I hate bigoted straights
child:I didn't know that well I hate mommy and daddy

child: I'm gay now hey everybody i'm gay
Faglet

by OOFGUY July 30, 2018

Fageet

The European way to say fageet.

"if your in Germany and wear a speedo you will get called a Fageet."

by itsllilniggerhoe November 7, 2012

Faget boy

A term that is said to someone who is not only a homosexual but who also cannot be considered a man. Typically this term is used when confronting a said "faget boy". A faget boy is usually a clownlike figure who lives at home,participates in frequent masterbation and plays role-playing games, online or otherwise.

Person: Hey Faget boy give me your lunch money!
Faget Boy: ......
Smack!
Person:Hahaha your such a faget boy.

by jriver15 May 23, 2008

faglet bowling

The act (sports event) of going to a wave pool and riding an inner tube into a crowd of little faggots knocking over as many as possible. Since they usually hang out in packs of ten around the shallow end of the pool, this makes it easy to gather speed and knock many over without losing too much momentum. Doesn't work with little straight kids because they usually smarten up and move to another area of the pool after a couple of strikes, leaving the path to the fag "pins" unhindered.

Watch out im going faglet bowling

by Nigglet Bowling November 27, 2019

fagec

someone that wipes their ass w/ their finger and sticks it up their nose to smell the aroma

Oh my gosh, did you see that fagec? I thought I was going to puke!

by SKiTTLESx33 May 19, 2008

Fable Timeshift Phenomenon

Any amount of time that seems to be lost by an individual or group who are playing any of the Fable games.

Also known to occur with the Assassin's Creed games, and Gears of War.

Girl: hey I'm kinda hungry, pause the game and go make me something to eat

Guy: no wonder you're hungry, it's 3am

Girl: I thought it was 7. Curse the fable timeshift phenomenon!

by Cptn Chaos November 30, 2010