Sergi Fact

Marijuana cigarrete in Argentina. Also, an illuminating and surprising fact about technology.

Hey guys, do you want to smoke? I have a Sergi Fact.

Hey Winona, I've been doing some research about Google. Do you want to hear a Sergi Fact?

by quesitogruyere November 12, 2018

ass fact

A stated opinion that isn't true. Rather, just pulled out of the ass. When an ass fact is stated, one has the right to call "ass fact" on the person who delivers the untrue statement.

Mike said, "avocados are high in cholesterol" Bill called "ass fact" on Mike. Plants do not contain cholesterol.

by DutchRub February 20, 2010

Libra-fact

When something is so factual it must be printed on the wrapper for a Libra sanitary pad.

Tina: Did you know that more than half of women in the United States will not leave their home without makeup on?
Grace: Really?
Tina: Yeah, it's Libra-fact.

by pastrychefsniper March 23, 2010

Matt Fact

Tidbits of information that someone tries to pass off as true, when they're really just bullshit.

He tried to tell me that people can digest lactose until age 25, at which point they become intolerant, unless they've consumed enough milk before then. I said, "stop feeding me Matt Facts"

by Coogrrs July 7, 2016

Dead facts

Agreeing to something

Boy: Yo this bitch always wearing the same shoes and her hair look ratchet asf
Friend: Yo thats dead facts bro

by Xanarchy October 21, 2017

Chad Facts

The art of randomly representing complete lies as the truth in a casual conversation with absolutely no purpose or benefit to anyone.

Person1: Hey guys. What's for lunch today?
Chad: Did you guys know there is only 1 KFC in Summit County?
Person1: STFU Chad
#Chad Facts

by ChadLies November 6, 2019

fact guaranteed

A "fact guaranteed" is an emphatic affirmation of a thing or a situation (usually positive), that is either held to be true or about to happen.

Something agreed upon.

A promise, a binding oral contract.

person 1: you going to Rock Werchter hey?
person 2: fact guaranteed man, fucking fact guaranteed!

by burkehey October 13, 2009