San Fran Steamer

Taking a public shit in a public place with no repercussions

Im going to take a San Fran Steamer On Pelosi's driveway.

by Reverend Paul Jones December 8, 2020

San Fran sicko

City that is home to degenerates, fags and other creeps

I ain't goin' to San Fran sicko where all those fags at!!!

by unkkle buckk September 11, 2006

San Fran Freako

The city of San Francisco, nicknamed so due to its large liberal extremist population.

Citizens of San Fran Freako cream their pants every time a new state legalizes gay marriage.

by amplitude June 29, 2011

San Fran Sunrise

A horrifying act of anal penetration where the partner takes a lit candle and inserts it into the recipients asshole repeatedly

Gay #1- hey I just lit a candle

Gay #2- ohhh that's so romantic

Gay #1- now i'm gonna stick it up your ass! who doesn't like a San Fran Sunrise

by craigstand August 25, 2011

san Fran Saigon

The ultimate final destination

Hey kids let’s go to San Fran Saigon!!!

by Lrac.nahte January 11, 2019

San Fran Shotgun

The sexual act of being penetrated in the ass by your partner's dildo while they are simultaneously giving you a handjob. Resembling the cocking of a shotgun.

Carrot Top gave Pauly Shore a nasty San Fran Shotgun last night

by Krusty Krabs June 18, 2012

San Fran Rule

You use the San Fran Rule to avoid lengthy indecisive discussions about what restaurant to eat at or what to do next weekend. The first person will tell the other(s) to give 3 choices and the first person MUST pick from 1 of the 3 choices. If more than 3 choices are given, only the first 3 mentioned will be considered. This can be applied to almost anything: what workouts to do with your workout buddy, what club to go to next weekend, etc.
Origins: Circa 2001. You can easily spend 45 minutes driving around San Francisco (or any large city) for both a restaurant and parking because nobody can make up there mind because of all the choices. This has been tested and in use for almost 20 years, and 3 is the perfect number, no more no less.

Them: Babe where do you want to eat tonight?
You: San Fran Rule - what about X, Y, or Z? I'm up for any of those tonight, so you decide for us.
Them: Yeah, Z! Let's go there.

by bluelunarmonkey November 13, 2020