Ford

Fucking Obsolete Road Device.

Ford sucks! No, Chevy sucks! No Ford sucks! No, Chevy sucks! -- Stop your arguing you stupid little brats, THEY BOTH SUCK!

by AntiGop May 3, 2005

ford

Found On Road Dead- in my opinion fords are crap

driver: i need a tow truck
tow truck guy: ford?
d: yes
ttg:its not worth it
*hangs up

by mandy January 23, 2005

Ford

1. a crap car company
2. abrv. from crap car company meaning fix or repair daily.

Woo man what happened to your car
Crashed it
again?
yep thats why its a ford
o cuz u need to fix or repair it daily

by James Hopwood February 8, 2004

Forded

As in to Ford someone, mainly a male. To give a male a blow job. Normaly, one Fords a male they have just met, or while intoxicated.

Girl 1: "What did you and that guy do last night?"
Girl 2: "Not much, I only Forded him"

by goldfishOHYEAH January 18, 2011

Ford

1. The company responsible fof not just the best selling Full Size truck since 1979, but also the best selling vehicle of all time,

2. The manufacturing company for the mustang, the best selling sports car of all time.

3. Also responsible for the best selling midsized SUV of all time, the Explorer

Ford, so many derogetory achronyms, but,

Cracked
Heads
Every
Valve
Ratles
Oil
Leaks
Every
Time

by Enraged Teenager December 1, 2004

ford

Forever Overheating Rusted Dodge
F*cked Over, Retarded Drivers
For Our Reliable Dipshits
Found Often Returned (to) Dealer
See Mustank or Mustang or Tang

I never bought a Ford and I am a better person because of it. I can feel my superiority over the fools who are Ford fanboys because I have an IQ exceeding 30, and a car that can exceed speeds of 30 as well.

by FORD is da beeeeyotch! July 15, 2003

ford

Car the I would never purchace.
Fucked on race day.
See also: Mustang

That guy with the ford thinks his car is so fast.

by Samerz April 2, 2004