flumberdunk

The act of buttering toast in an unfriendly manner; violent, abuse. ect

What? I can't believe you just flumberdunked in front of my brother!

by pussyccuntfart May 26, 2022

Flamper

A floating camper, typically an RV or trailer secured to a floating dock

God damn it, Rebecca threw up off the side of the flamper again

by Ctone84 August 11, 2022

flumberzonked

To be flabbergasted and zonked at the same time. Basically meaning to be confused while high

Yo Brodie this reg got me feeling flumberzonked

by Squigger August 18, 2022

Flumbergrumbled

The state of being shocked, dazed, baffled, or otherwise startled by an idea, revelation, or concept.

"That twist at the end of the episode had me flumbergrumbled, bro. My heart's still pounding!"

by CraigM370 September 20, 2022

frumperjack

A clothing style that is frumpy and incorporates plaid. Sweatpants, Uggs and a plaid jacket from TSC would be the stereotypical ensemble.

She used to dress in business attire at the office but now dresses like a frumperjack while working from home.

by marcm1971 November 2, 2022

Flumbersquinted

When you wake up in the morning and can't open your eyes because it's too bright in the room, you're stuck flumbersquinted

'Man I would've come down to breakfast earlier, but I was flumbersquinted, had to find my morning robe blind'

by SlumberousForestds April 18, 2023

FlumpJerk

Flumpjerk- The act of masturbation from unisex genders when flaccid(for male) and non aroused, until you reach your desired outcome usually ejaculation, though sometimes an aquitting from frustration.

John had to flumpjerk last night because there was no good pornography

Bro, flumpjerking is totally on season! Totally 2024!

by Dr. Monzero May 16, 2023