Floppy Jalopy

A derogatory term which can be used in place of "erectile dysfunction."

"Yeah, I went to the doctor to get my floppy jalopy checked out, and they put me on Levitra."

by submison February 22, 2009

floppy beaver

a large floppy vagina that slightly resembles a certain wood-cutting mammal
(may be diseased)

Lassie, Timmy fell in the floppy beaver! Go......no, hes screwed.
Ever seen Oprah?

by Pat Quinn November 14, 2007

Floppy orgasm

A floppy orgasm, is basically cuming without the use of masturbation or an erection. It usually is the result of a prostate or rectal inspection accompanied by unusual pleasure. Also your weiner looks like the result of when Indiana Jones cracks his whip.

"Man, i wish i could have that nurse stick her fingers in my ass everyday, floppy orgasm central my good man"

by DeadMan Inc April 30, 2005

Floppy Willy

When another participating member of a party (female or male) pulls out and rubs another party member's penis after they have blacked out.

She gave the bank teller a floppy willy.

by Hoopajoopa November 27, 2009

floppy disk

Of or referring to a man's penis in a way that will not offend those who don't understand.

Girl 1 - "I hear Dan's got a huge floppy disk."
Girl 2 - "Really? I wanna see it."
Girl 1's Mom - "You kids still use floppy disks? That's so wonderful."

by yuskjr May 22, 2009

floppy walrus

when you are receiving head from a female just before you bust a nut, slam her head down on your cock and make the jizz come out of her nose. This causes a walrus type movement.

D-Car: Yo son, that was a crazy party nigga!
Mat: hell yeah meng, I got head from that crazy bitch!
D-Car: Fo rizzeal? Do anything crazy?
Mat: Damn right, floppy walrus'd that bitch.
D-Car: You my friend, are a straight up gangsta ass nigga.

by Mat Walsh October 29, 2006

Hard Floppy

Otherwise known as a 3½ Floppy Disk. Don't be mistaken - the magnetic disk that holds data is "floppy", even though the outside plastic casing is hard. They just wanted to confuse you.

I like to insert a nice hard floppy into my computer's awaiting slot.

by TooCrooked August 31, 2003