Febuary 26th

if you were born on this day you have mad taste, can make some bomb ass sex jokes, and they probably have absolutely insane party stories.

person 1 : they were born on febuary 26th

person2 : so you're telling me they're sick as hell

by scaredofbeans,spaceboy!? December 22, 2024

Febuary 29th

This day is natianol Smack your mom or dad day. GO SMAK THEM

That Febuary 29th is cool bc u can smack your parents/guardian

by Bisexual_Don'tJudge December 1, 2020

febuary 17th

NATIONAL HAVE SEX DAY

bro guess what day is tomorrow
the febuary 17th?
FUCK YEAH IM HAVING SEX TONIGHT DAWG

by bakedbeans707 November 23, 2021

Febuary 7th

The day that making graduation wasn't valid anymore

Mike: Hey ye just posted stuff on twitter again, btw today is Febuary 7th
John: HE MADE GRADUATION HE MADE GRADUATION HE MADE GRADUATION

by Beaksss February 8, 2025

Febuary

February most depressing month of the year. It’s 28 days long but it still feels like it’s longer. Not to mention the fact it has Valentine’s Day. The day to remind you you are lonely.

Guy 1: Aw man, it’s February.
Guy 2: What’s the problem? It’s shorter and we have Valentines day!
Guy 1: Febuary is the most depressing month of the year, it fells longer. And I'm lonely. Thanks February no need to remind me that!!

by A Jew October 19, 2017

Febuary 9

Slap your bf day

Febuary 9 is the day where you slap your bf
Girl: hey babe *slaps*
Boy: what was that for?
Girl: it’s February 9

by Cat_girl_^_^ February 7, 2024

if you were born on febuary 15th

you are a goat.
one of the greatest peoeple to touch the world
you probably have some really stupid friends

and where you really born on this day if you dont have a friend named patrick
you 100% are packing more than all your homies
and your smart

if you were born on febuary 15th you are a goat

by dave lowlife February 23, 2022