if you were born on febuary 15th

you are a goat.
one of the greatest peoeple to touch the world
you probably have some really stupid friends

and where you really born on this day if you dont have a friend named patrick
you 100% are packing more than all your homies
and your smart

if you were born on febuary 15th you are a goat

by dave lowlife February 23, 2022

Febuary 30

When we reach febuary 30th, the heat death of the universe will commence.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT ITS FEBUARY 30TH FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

by singlecelledorganism August 19, 2024

Febuary 26th

if you were born on this day you have mad taste, can make some bomb ass sex jokes, and they probably have absolutely insane party stories.

person 1 : they were born on febuary 26th

person2 : so you're telling me they're sick as hell

by scaredofbeans,spaceboy!? December 22, 2024

Febuary 3rd

National gf sends bf 10 uncovered nude pictures

Febuary 3rd

by Diggerman47 February 3, 2025

Febuary 7th

The day that making graduation wasn't valid anymore

Mike: Hey ye just posted stuff on twitter again, btw today is Febuary 7th
John: HE MADE GRADUATION HE MADE GRADUATION HE MADE GRADUATION

by Beaksss February 8, 2025

Febuary 24

International Ausi12 appreciation day.

On this day you must send ausi12 free whoppers and feet pictures.

"Happy Ausi12 appreciation day have a free whoppe"- the yaightsteron on *Febuary 24*

by CoolMintman11 February 23, 2025

Febuary 26: Slime Ya HB day

Slime Ya HB Day. A day where you get to assault, or "slime" your homeboy(s) with various ways (physical, mental, sexual, etc) If you know you're being targeted to be slimed, hide

Febuary 26: Slime Ya HB day
Bro 1: yo bro it's february 26. It's slime ya hb day you know what that means
Bro 2: I may be ya hb but you'd better not slime my ass today bro
Bro 1: *rapes bro 2 in the ass*
Bro 3: shii i'd better hide before i get slimed

by prince von February 25, 2025