filfamental

Fucking a bush, any bush at that!

Getting your freak on with a nasty butt bush~!!!!!!!!

by Audry December 12, 2004

FILF

An old man who's hot enough to fuck. Similar to MILF's. Wrinkled like prunes.

Man: Hey. My dad's a FILF.
*Man shows woman a picture of his dad*
Woman: Eww his dick's got a lot of wrinkles wtf
Man: He's a good fucker.

by Maccer_Kelly December 10, 2011

FILF

Friend's Sister Id Like to Fuck

"Yo, Mr. Stevens, I heard you completely slammed FILF last night. Fatal.

by MRS. BILF March 4, 2009

Failfecta

When you initially fail at something and in response, attempt to fix the problem, leading to not one, but two other major screw ups.

My god, I can't believe that after we found out about Senator Smith's affair, his office tried to change the subject by saying that he's done the right thing by taking care of the kid they had out of wedlock! Oh! and then we find out that he's been paying for them out of his campaign contributions. What a FAILFECTA

by Delgado1 July 14, 2009

FILF

Follower I'd Like to Fuck

1) A twitter user that follows you, and that you would like to fuck
2) A twitter user that you follow, and that you would like to fuck

Frequently not reciprocal, as many FILFs are celebrities or other subjects that someone does not know personally.

My followers page on twitter.com is full of FILFs.

by **stars** October 2, 2009

failface

the utter epitome of a person who is equivalent to failure.
aka people who sit on facebook chat and argue over who fails more.

Haha do you see that failface over there? They look like Emiko or Omid.

by let's end this March 30, 2011

FWILF

Friend's Wife I'd Like to Fuck

My co-worker's wife is such a FWILF!

by luvmihorsie July 8, 2011