A triphasic measurement of the extent of stench, the decibel level, and the length of an emission of flatus.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 5, 2017
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And he likes to stay alone,
in his rat infested home,
in New Orleeeeeaaans!
And he likes to stay alone,
in his rat infested home,
in New Orleeeeeaaans!
There goes that old Fart Bucket Jones fellow, probably out buying groceries for them cursed swamp rats.
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That subtle and clearly recognizable slight raising of a rump cheek, to allow a fart to freely escape.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 6, 2018
Get the fartstance mug.When someone farts into another persons butt. The other person mixes the fart around inside them, then farts it back out. It is a fart within a fart.
Sharon: "baby, I want us to move our relationship to the next level...I think we should create something together."
Ben: "I love you Sharon, but I don't think I'm ready for kids yet."
Sharon: "kids!? No! I want us to make an inception fart!"
Ben: "I love you Sharon, but I don't think I'm ready for kids yet."
Sharon: "kids!? No! I want us to make an inception fart!"
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Get the Inception Fart mug.Anyone who farts and manages to have all of his companions blame it on someone next to him. Bonus points if the person who gets the blame is some innocent stranger.
Wow! That guy standing by us in 7-Eleven really blew a nasty fart. It smelled so bad my teeth hurt." "Actually, that was me. I'm a fartriloquist.
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Get the Doctor fart mug.The act of taking an airy shit. Sounds like a continuous fart with intermittent plops. One of the most relieving shits, as usually the turds were blocking all the air from exiting the ass.
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