Elton John sack

The term used for a man's nutsack that has one piercing on the right testicle.

Duder 1: "Dude I saw Jarmaal's package the other day in the locker room. He's totally got his right testicle pierced. It's so nasty."

Duder 2: "Say what? He's rockin' an Elton John sack?"

Duder 1: "Yeah! He thinks it makes his cock look bigger."

by westfalia December 21, 2009

Eyron

a cool kid who is smart deep down, but is really stupid on the outside.

Boy: I don't get it... *I REALLY DO BUT I WANT YOU TO HELP ME*
Girl: Shut up. We all know you're an eyron.

by jabjabjabjabjab123 October 9, 2010

Elton John

An act which is performed after sex. When a man cums on their partner's face, and then, before it's cleaned off, surprises them by tossing a handful of glitter on them.

I totally Elton Johned my girlfriend in bed last night.

by ChewbaccaLikesMyCocka June 5, 2015

elton john

elton john is One of the best musicians ever to grace the world. once straight now homo, but that does not matter when you produse music like his. others hate him because he is 1. gay 2. soft. 3. amazing

Goth. elton john sucks
Me (with gun). no you suck, fuck the dark lord (shoots gun into goth's stomach)

by jballadelahood June 11, 2006

No Elton

No Elton is another way for saying "No homo." This is usually only used around people who actually know who Elton John is. For those of you who don't, he's a gay pianist and singer. Hence why "Elton" is in the place of "homo."

Guy 1: If I were a girl, would you date me?

Guy 2: Definitely man.

Guy 1: *Looks at guy 2 weirdly*

Guy 2: No Elton man...

Guy 1: Oh

by Mikey Penguin June 7, 2010

eyone

Male genital organ. Slang originated from a long line of strange mutations, beginning with the word "everybody". It's a n internet thing.

His eyone is miniscule. In fact, it's eyone's eyone, divided by eyone twice, tiny.

by Robert Newson August 4, 2007

Eltonic

Eltonic is a word used to describe anything that is SO cool or amazing, that no other word can describe it. It is believed to have been first used by an all girls' school in England.

Wow I love your top ..... it is SOOOOOO Eltonic!

by The Mighty Pozza October 19, 2010