eye service

the act of using the eyes when a teacher, boss or parent is looking to cause the target to think you are working when actually you are thinking of nothiness.

parent looks at boy.
mum: are you doing your english?
boy: traces sight blankly over page and replys: yes mother
mum: (re-enforced by eye service): ok, good boy
parent leaves, boy/girl continues facebooking

by banterbus31 November 17, 2009

eye detector

Eye detector - when someone with a lazy eye lies, their eye tends to start rolling into the back of their head.

Someone with an Eye detector might be sayin something like, "Dude, i got my lazy eye when i got jumped by a gang of mexicans in Grand River", and while he's saying it, if his eye starts to slowly disappear - He's lying!

by A SNITCHY KINGS!!!!!!!!!! November 23, 2009

eye bleach

Fictitious product mentioned when one views a horrible image online.

After viewing a horrible picture: Please pass the eye bleach.

by lifeisharsh20 August 1, 2007

eye crush

means to continuously look at some one who you may or may not have any intention of getting to know them. Usually done when something is so ugly or interesting that you can't stop looking.

Johnathan: I don't know why I can't stop looking at her.

Tay: You either like her or you think she's cute.

Johnathan: No way! I think I have and eye crush on her.

by Jamiela October 6, 2007

eye boogers

Little balls of mucus found in the inner corners of ones eyes, usually noticed when one first wakes up

I have eye boogers.

by fgsdfhsh July 8, 2003

Eye Tune

One of the many songs featured in the Veronica Mars TV show.

Veronica was a Private Eye

Itunes + Veronica equals Eye Tunes

I really dig that Eye Tune that I heard on Veronica Mars last night.

by amnesiavictim January 8, 2012

eye sex

Eye sex can only happen if your partner has lost at least one eye. You insert the penis into her/his empty eye hole and fuck it. You can also do with a healthy person with 2 eyes, but this would be very painful and could result in severe eye damage, so it is not recommended.

James: Hey Ian, so I heard your gf lost an eye in an accident! This is horrible! I feel so sorry for her.
Ian: Nah man, its alright, we can now have eye sex!

by Sir Asbestos November 8, 2020