nigger express

Any food/drink that has a combination of both grape and watermelon flavors.

Jones- I'm getting some blow pops. What flavor do you want?
Wallace- I don't know man. Just grab the Nigger Express.

by Kiril Ishikawa October 04, 2014

midnight express

The trains that return to the depot at the end of the night without making any stops to pick up passengers.

I thought there weren't any trains left at this hour, but we're in luck-- here comes one now! Oh fuck it's just the midnight express, god dammit!

by Douglas Young January 26, 2008

Pony Express

Quick status cocaine dealers. They usually have large quantities ready within the hour.

"Hey man can you get me some more of this blow?!"

"Hold on let me call the pony express. Check back in ten minutes"

by bnasssssty May 08, 2010

daily express

Princess Diana fanzine. Essentially the Daily Mail with added Princess Diana obsessing.

Headlines of the Daily Express: "Diana crash REALLY WAS A CONSPIRACY"

"...No it wasn't"

"YES IT WAS!1"

by Dickface Faceofadick May 12, 2007

Cobalt Express

A sexual act performed with a woman of exceeding beauty which involves having anal intercourse with her and then upon completion licking fecal matter off of one's penis. This act is only to be performed on women of exceptional beauty as it shows your overwhelming desire to be with her.

That model is so hot I would Cobalt Express her.

by D. Lafferriere September 15, 2007

FAIL Express

Also, FailEx. Getting a delivery from FAIL Express means you get fail when you absolutely, positively DO NOT need it.

Etymology: A fictional version of Federal Express/FedEx that only delivers fail.

She thought everything was OK until FAIL Express delivered her pregnancy test.

by twilyth June 17, 2008

Browntown Express

When someone drops a steaming turd in a subway seat, and the train ends up going all the way to the end of the line with the log just sitting there.

"Man, who dropped that browntown express over there?" It's going to end up in Yonkers!

by Rhainman August 08, 2013