expertatitis is a kind of mental disease where people affected with this are very likely to spit out a bunch of useless stuff around their answer, trying to validate & applaud their own expertise! you can find people affected with this on quora all the time, where you will look for an answer, and find these people's answers, but you will need to read through a bunch of useless stuff to find what you are actually looking for. These are the people who give 1 line answer in 10 lines
bro, I hate quora sometimes, because most of the time, I see answers from people who have Expertatitis!
Half of the experts on quora are suffering from Expertatitis!
Half of the experts on quora are suffering from Expertatitis!
by InYourFaceDuh September 1, 2021
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I was talking to Anna about my boyfriend the other day, and she kept correcting me about everything I said about him. She's never even met him! Ugh, she ALWAYS does that.
I know, right? She's always such an impulsive expert!
I know, right? She's always such an impulsive expert!
by AHHHHHHbekah. October 28, 2009
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One who has mastered the art of fine whining (to include both whining and dining and professional whine reviews). This individual can, at a moment's notice, provide deep, nuanced, and exceptionally whiny perspectives and analysis.
Bob: Not to complain, but I feel Jim complains far too often.
Steve: Of course he complains. It's his job, his duty, his sacred charge, if you will.
Bob: Why, whatever do you mean?
Steve: Well Bob, Jim is a certified whine expert, you see.
Bob: Ahh, right then; that explains it.
Steve: Of course he complains. It's his job, his duty, his sacred charge, if you will.
Bob: Why, whatever do you mean?
Steve: Well Bob, Jim is a certified whine expert, you see.
Bob: Ahh, right then; that explains it.
by Le Complaint Sommelier February 15, 2014
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Person 2: That’s just Pornstar, he’s an incest expert, straight from Alabama.
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Like tanning on Mars another level.
HEAT EXTORTION extorted by your own body for crying in the melting heat.
Exhausted by the sunshine.
Like tanning on Mars another level.
HEAT EXTORTION extorted by your own body for crying in the melting heat.
Exhausted by the sunshine.
Hot?
You do not know what hot is!
I am melting from HEAT EXTORTION, pass me the water and make it splashy.
You do not know what hot is!
I am melting from HEAT EXTORTION, pass me the water and make it splashy.
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- retroactive forecaster
- retroactive forecaster
The collapse of Lehman Brothers brought out the Trailing Experts and their told-you-so punditry.
Cable networks fill their voids with Trailing Experts seemingly spawned by the woodwork as after-the-fact Cassandras.
Cable networks fill their voids with Trailing Experts seemingly spawned by the woodwork as after-the-fact Cassandras.
by koolmeme January 27, 2010
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A: Do you think we should read the file directly from disk?
B: You should never read a file directly from the disk. Instead mapping it to a memory mapping file. Operating system will take care of the reads and writes, and you pay little cost except for the first access.
A: Do you think we should read the file directly from disk?
B: You should never read a file directly from the disk. Instead mapping it to a memory mapping file. Operating system will take care of the reads and writes, and you pay little cost except for the first access.
by mkaysir April 7, 2015
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