Ruler Of Everything

Mechanical Hands. Mechanical Hands are the Ruler Of Everything in the end. Oh i have to ask you while your here, do you like how i walk? Better yet, do you like how i talk? Or maybe you like how my face disintegrates into chalk. Anyway, i have a wonderful wife, and a powerful job, my wife criticizes me for being eco-centric though.

Mechanical Hands are the Ruler Of Everything

by se5drtfyguhijo January 28, 2022

everything happens for a reason

A facebook status that a girl posts when something royally fucked up happens to them.

Yesterday's status: Today was the worst day ever :(

Next day's status: everything happens for a reason <3

by jc44 September 13, 2011

The Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything

The answer plan and simple is 42.

The Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything is 42

by gruefood June 11, 2006

everything but

A means by which a classy lady can maintain her sexual dignity by refraining from penile penetration yet still partaking in all other sexual activities.

'So did you shag that fitty that looks a bit like Duncan from blue?'
'No, we did everything but'

by niahbois May 14, 2010

everything

-All things sacred
-Anything that matters

Music is my everything...

by ix December 13, 2004

everythink

everythink is the dyslexic spelling of everything, generally used by the illiterate.

PMG!11 EVERYTHINK IS BLACK!11!11one11shift11

by Paul Miller August 28, 2006

everything bagel

A Jew who believes in the oneness of the world's religions.

David is an everything bagel: He was born a Jew but he also honors Jesus, Buddha, Mohammed, Zoroaster, Confucius, Krishna, Mahavira, and the like.

by Ae5Ea8 April 29, 2015