west essex

West essex is made of four towns, fairfield, roseland, north caldwell. Bunch of hoes but the bestest friendships are made. We have those rich snotty girls but we also have the regular girls who dont care about brands. We have the hottest boys in the area. Parties every weekend and ranking top in the state is just what we do. We are close to the city for fancy dinners or dts for summer or the mountains for winter. Generations of familes go to west essex and once you leave you wish to come back.

“Wtf is west essex”-person 1
“I wish I could to west essex”-person 2

by Westessexisbetter January 14, 2018

essex

Blue class neighborhood in Maryland on the Chesapeake Bay that now, when the middle class that use to work in the steel mills is disappearing and all of the rich muthaf*&%ers from Washington, D.C. want to buy the property and put their boats on it.

My boat is now on the Chesapeake Bay in Essex, Maryland.

by Deborah Spicer July 15, 2006

Essex spine

A phrase referring to the tattoo commonly located on the lower back of females of the peasant underclass. Its origins can be traced back to areas of Essex although the trend has become widespread across the country. The tattoo can be spotted in the area between the jeans/thong and the shirt of the lady and is distinguishable by its resemblance to a diagram of a female's uterus and ovaries (although they feebly claim it is tribal art).

"She's got an Essex Spine…and therefore must have a caravan and a host of venereal diseases to match."

by Patrick Antonis August 17, 2006

essin

verb: To smoke marijuana

Hey, you essin tonight?

by Matty Ro August 17, 2004

essin ma dee

to have one's wang sucked, from (S)uck (M)y (D)ick

Hilary: William, who is Monica?

Bill: Oh Mon? Just some broad that was essin ma dee

by Stevie Geee December 24, 2007

essexmobile

A vehicle that is predominantly white, takening its name from the late 80's trend when an all white outfit - dress, hangbag and stilettos, was considered in vongue on the dancefloors of essex

essexmobile - mk3 s1 escorts espically estates 'the rs lookalikies'

by neilnewboy October 15, 2008

essex

The richest county in England. Also the best. No-one messes with Essex girls. And yes all of them are blonde, i will admit that being a NATURALLY blonde essex girl.There are a lot of chavs in essex, but not hardly as many as there are in places like devon. at least our chavs dont drive tractors. we don't all wear louis vuitton and burberry.

essex girl: ' All the other slags in this country are just jealous because THEY'RE not from essex, that's why they say we're sluts. '

by emma1234 February 8, 2009