EMU Penis Tower

The large phallic tower at the center of Eastern Michigan University's campus has the following meanings (1) to apprise all future graduates that they are fucked for attending such a second rate university, and (2) as an affirmation to the community and world at large that most EMU graduates are in fact gay and/or bi-sexual.

Yo Andrew did you see the EMU Penis Tower at the center of campus? Yea, I was going to try to suck it, but I just used the glory hole at the YMCA instead.

by The Real Kenny Powers October 8, 2010

Emu sandwich

two sloppy nuts in rye bread with a side of whole milk.

I had an emu sandwich after slappin' it to your moms breasts.

by Mehard June 13, 2007

emu-toe

The male counterpart of a camel-toe, bearing resemblance to the feet of the big, african bird.. unfortunately it is coming into fashion for young men to wear tights and skin-tight jeans as well, so this phenomenon will be unevitable in the near future...

"Uuuuh, look at Dominic, he has a real emu-toe in his new tights. What a fag he became!"

by narcoleptic fatass November 30, 2009

Emu Park

A town full of teenage dweebs and people who look at you funy cause they can't mind their own Damn business with stupid ass people who can't even drive on the right side of the road GODAMN learn to drive you fucking walking replica of a potato

Bob: Where are you from?
Dan: Emu Park...
Bob: Really I heard some teenagers got in a car crash.
Dan: Yeah...Now they're mashed potatoes

by Dan and Bob July 8, 2021

Emu Export

Greatest lager in the world

I could do with an Emu how bout you

Wife Bashers

Red Death

Domestic violence in a can

Emu export.. Nah mate we call them Wife Bashers

Ay boys we getting on the Wife Bashers on saturdee

by M G May 11, 2023

emu otori

emu otori is pink haired girl and very energetic. she is usually identified as the smile bringer of Wonderlands x Showtime. She is also very pretty and if you don't like her you can go kill yourself

Emu otori is the wonderhoy god, change my mind

by EmuOtorisimp August 30, 2023

emu's

Colloquial term used to define emo kids or any half goth half skater youngster talking about pain/suffering/pointlessness of existence etc. The definition also refers to the extra tight black/blue jeans worn by these emu's which are similar to the legs of an emu. The term emu is usually utilized by the elderly trying to complain about some new trend or another hanging in the bus stop with 2 liters of frosty jacks/white lightning cider

"Mavis look at those gosh darned hoodlums getting drunk in the bus station again, i hate these little emu kids. where are the parents these days ... smoking crack with lines of ket. oh dear oh dear ... when i was a boy never did see the like of these emu's" .. etc etc.

by Stejay/Tajwoo December 14, 2008