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Zappzter Employee

Probably the coolest person on palringo, we all know it. He travels room to room with his sexy voice, so BEWARE, you might fall for this hot stud.
"hi i am the zappzter employee, here with a new fresh vm.
by Darrylzter September 1, 2013
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Employment

Employment
em•ploy•ment: The exchange of one’s expertise/skills and personal time in exchange for currency or any other means of reimbursement.
You request a specific set of skills and an alotted amount of time from me to accomplish a task/project. Therefore, upon my employment, you give me whatever I want or I accept whatever you're offering in return; proir to or upon completion of the task/project.
by TyvekNomex January 9, 2013
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employed thot

A bitch on Facebook who has three jobs but spends most of her free time sleeping around. Be wary because all she really has to offer is ramen noodles and good cat.
My best friend had a baby with that employed thot and now he pays bookoo child support and has hypertension.
by RestroomPoetry October 6, 2015
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Employment Agency Promise

The wildly exaggerated amount of time, that a prospective employee is told by an Employment Agency that a job will last. Mainly used by desperate recruiters,as they know that the shorter amount of days offered, the less chance they are going to get anybody to do the job. Ergo they will miss out on their earner.
Phone rings and it is the local lacking in any honour or credibility employment agency. "Have you got your own PPE, a CSCS card, a pulse, a day glow vest and can you start yesterday? Good, we have a job helping to lay turf on a building site of ten houses which will last six months".
Person at the other end of the phone who has heard it all before - "No it won't, it will only be for about two days. I don't trust you, this is only another Employment Agency Promise !"
by Dum Briller October 23, 2019
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Emplorable

When there's a baby on board sticker but there's no baby.
Damn that car is real emplorable. Hey man you feeling emplorable today?
by Emplorable November 9, 2021
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PWS Employee

A hardworking industrial laborer who is usually addicted to one or more of the following substances: Alcohol, Nicotine (including vapes), Caffeine, Phenibut and strictly eats junk food for lunch. Despite the previous fact they are great to work with.
I heard that person is a PWS employee, they must be cool, unless they are an assembler..... then they're just an asshole.
by JosieWhales November 28, 2017
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Chevrolet Employee Depression

Getting depressed from those Chevrolet ads when the dialogue says “what we pay is what you pay”, meaning that those Chevrolet employees do not get an employee discount
“I got Chevrolet Employee Depression today.” - Chevrolet Employee

“Same” - Another Chevy employee
by Official [Wice] Creator January 9, 2019
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