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Emerson Unit

An Emerson Unit defines the number of matches (Swedish standard) that need to be lit, and extinguished, in order to mask the smell of a fart.

This is similar to the Scoville Units, which indicate the number of drops of water to fully dilute the strength of a chilli.
That fart was so stinky it registered 10 Emerson Units! You need to lay off the cask beer man.
by Freedomslayer99 September 11, 2014
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Emerson

The best girl you’ll ever meet! She has dirty blonde or brown hair and loves the color yellow! She’s loyal to a guy that’s she’s not even dating and loves athletic boys. She acts happy but in reality cry’s herself to sleep over that one guy and only her best friends truly understand her personality when she’s not at school! When she’s at school she’s always embarrassing her friends and acting like a crackhead!
Hannah: Who’s Emerson?

Finley: That crazy girl who was dancing all day.
by I love this guy.... April 14, 2020
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Emerson

If a girl is named Emerson, she is the sweetest person you will ever meet. She is often scared to speak her mind, and she is super insecure. An Emerson will fall in love quickly, and her huge heart will be shattered if you dump her. She just wants to feel appreciated and loved. She is the friend to check on you, and she will ALWAYS put you before herself. A lot of people take advantage of her, so don’t be a dick and do that.
by Anime geek uwu June 2, 2020
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Emerson

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Emerson.
Emerson who?
Emerson nice titties!
by d'rof71 July 6, 2006
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Emerson Bigguns

Literally translated to "them are some big ones" referring to nearly anything, although usually to a women's breasts, see bigguns. Also used in reference to individuals called Emerson, as a way of indicating that he has large testicles, or possibly only that he is cool
Emerson Bigguns on that girl!

Emerson Bigguns, I was wondering when I would see you again!

That Emerson Bigguns is one bad ass mofo!
by Emerson Bigguns January 5, 2008
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Everton F.C

A football club based in merseyside, England. PLayed at a football stadium called Old Trafford, i.e Goodison Park. Renowned for its sense of love for the manc, and welcomes them into the team with open arms, such as Phil Neville and Tim Howard.
(Can also be used as a adjective, to denote useless hope in a pathetic moment.)
The fans can often be seen arguing with Kopites, although inevitably losing, since there's no evidence to support their claims. They aften slander about the Kopite, claiming that they're from foreign countries such as Norway. However it has been proven that the City Of Liverpool actually contains more Kopites than Evertonians, so in essence calling the majority of fans kopites as foreign is a compliment, as it suggests that Liverpool F.C has a lot of fans.
As a club it hasn't one anything in quite a while now, as it has no money, due in part to the consistently poor performances of the team when a season ends.
adj. to do a "Everton F.C"

person 1 : The match just ended, we lost, again
person 2 : Ah, we've done yet another "Everton F.C"
person 1 : Maybe there's a award?
person 2 : Of course not, all the good awards are won by them damn kopites and mancs?
person 1 : Oh well, it was worth a try
by Poor Scouser Tommy Boy May 12, 2011
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EmErSoNs

An awesome rack on a girl
as in "em er some" nice ones
Barrett said to Patrick "Check out those emersons on her!!!"
by Tomboy May 20, 2004
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