A self-serving, artificial condition created if for no other reason than to satisfy unrealistic, unsupported, unmet campaign promises; based on equally imaginary 'facts' it stands as a true testament to an utter disregard for due process, a flagrant contempt for Constitutional law and perfectly defines presidential abuse-of-power.
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Hey, you got any of that emerald grass?
Emerald grass makes your brain sizzle.
Hey, you got any of that emerald grass?
Emerald grass makes your brain sizzle.
by Stuvie Phil March 14, 2007
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by Officepest December 31, 2007
Get the emergency max mug.The result of a man's Post-Masturbatory Reflection Period being cut brutally short (by the arrival of other people to the scene). Usually a parent returning home from work. With an extremely limited timeframe the male often has to forsake the ritual wipe up and throw his clothes back on, regardless of the huge blob of semen on his midsection - leaving a great big emergency stain on his clothes.
Probably occurs in females too, I'd feel to weird to ask them.
Probably occurs in females too, I'd feel to weird to ask them.
1.
Guy ~ "Woah, mum's home. Sorry pants, but this calls for an emergency stain"
Mum ~ "Why is there a naked lady on the computer?"
2.
Me ~ "I genuinely assume this happens to everybody"
Guy ~ "Woah, mum's home. Sorry pants, but this calls for an emergency stain"
Mum ~ "Why is there a naked lady on the computer?"
2.
Me ~ "I genuinely assume this happens to everybody"
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Th emergency chocolate bar takes some self restraint as it cannot be eaten for any regular chocolate craving. It may stay in your bag/purse/desk for months but you will be glad it is there when you need it.
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Carl committed an emergency exit double handed push power flip 1000, a very slick move, on Debra and she never spoke to him again.
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