elebator

One who masturbates in high places.

Masturbating in the rapidly ascending elevator, Joe was an elebator. Or,diddling himself in the Oval Office, Bush is an elebator.

by Johnny B Baade October 21, 2008

Elevatoog

a platform or compartment housed in a shaft for raising and lowering people or things to different floors or levels.

"Excuse me ma'am, do you happen to know where I could find the nearest elevatoog"

by anotherAlex154 November 8, 2018

elevator escape clause

The act of bypassing the elevator area at work, despite initial intentions of using it, because of a person / group of people loitering that you do not wish to associate or make small talk with.

Often the subject will use the plausible backup excuse of going to the toilet only to re-emerge when the coast is clear.

Man, I had to use the ole 'elevator escape clause' to bypass my boss. I like her and all, but we have nothing to say to each other. And the lift takes freaking ages to arrive to our level.

by the_elder July 28, 2009

elevator music

dull uninteresting music of the type heard in elevators

I wish they would play something besides this boring elevator music.

by Light Joker December 17, 2005

Elevator Bingo

An elevator game commonly played in not so busy elevators with a group of friends, created by a shelter island school student(not aloud to say names). The way you play this game is, you get into an elevator with at least one friend. You hit the top floor button and then guess what floor it will land on before you reach the top or bottom depending on the way you're going when you play. If you guess correctly you win, and thats a point, or something. idk. Remember though before a new round starts you must say "1, 2, 3, ELEVATOR BINGO"

"This museum is boring"

"Let's play elevator bingo!"

"Alright"

by catnthehat68 November 20, 2010

elevator testicles

A condition in males in which one testicle is significantly higher than the other.

Mike's elevator testicles looked as if one testicle weighed ten pounds more than the other.

by b00zy September 25, 2005

elevator creeper

You're waiting for the elevator and once the doors open, it looks like it's empty, until some idiot pops out from the corner and scares the crap out of you.

The elevator doors had just opened, and I was about to get on, when the elevator creeper jumped out and almost made me pee my pants.

by RobinSparkles1983 October 6, 2009