versatile eggplant

A gay boy.

That boy on scenekids.com is such a versatile eggplant!

by justanotherwannabe July 11, 2014

eggplant

A edible food that is used by man to penetrate their asses, they usually do this in groups.

man 1: yo I just got a new eggplant, wanna try it with me.
man 2: YEAH BOI
woman: wait wtf
man 1: just shove it in my ass when your ready

by oofie447 March 5, 2019

eggplant

lemme guess. You're here cuz

1. U wanna find something about the male reproductive system

2. You're so stupid that you're urban dictionary-ing "eggplant"

but no worries ;) I'm just as stupid and pervert-ish as you are.

person 1: man, his eggplants taste soooo guud.

person 2: *looks in shock
person1: no u pervert. I just like eating them

person2: N-no. I uh... GTG Baii. Pls dont WhatsApp me, email me or find me. Ever. Again.

Person1: what did i do? It's the fifth time this year.

by hiya Im sTuPiD+"clueless" December 24, 2021

Eggplant

A dick.

Just like you.

Send nudes *eggplant emoji*

by the twix bar September 19, 2018

Cherry Eggplant

an act of intense emotional satisfaction involving a vice grip and an uncooperative ball sack.

Phil: "Have you seen Daryl today, feel like he's been missing a week?"
John: "yeah, I heard he is in the hospital after a Cherry Eggplant went wrong."
*Both cringing with intense fury*

by Mizer'Noct May 7, 2021

Eggplant

A subtle nickname to call your ex boyfriend's girlfriend that has weird purple hair.

"Hey , look it's Eggplant."
"She has Eggplant hair."

by GoldenClown April 6, 2017

Montana Eggplant

Large black Nigerian female with hourglass hips and a cowboy hat who squirts as faithfully as old faithful. Her partner is typically a small Asian man, around 120lbs in weight or lower. She uses her large tentacle like appendage to dominate her partner.

Damn!, by the way she's doing im, I'd say she's a Montana Eggplant!

by Jack Stack_24 October 2, 2020