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Russian Engineering

Attempting to get electronic or mechanical parts to work by physical force or violence. i.e. kicking, smashing, hacking, bludgeoning.
Craig took his T.V and kicked it a couple times in order to 'coerce' it into working. Like communism, the damn thing still refused to work. In a fit of ingenuity, he decided to use Russian Engineering, so he lit his T.V. on fire and smashed the bloody thing into an electronic pulp while dancing manically around it.
by Huerndy January 2, 2007
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Edgenergy

A strength and Vitality which radiates from a person or object of intense energy
"Wait that's not energy. That's some type of edgenergy. That's a thing right"- The lonely gomba YouTube channel Video: "Sonic Forces"
by GreenBite7 October 31, 2019
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Elgin middle school

A place full of hoes who cant keep there legs closed and a place to get hooked on drugs and a place to loose ur v card 🤢🤧✌
by Bob124rdyx March 10, 2020
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egging the lawnmower

Verb

When a girl puts her period blood in every hole of your body, then uses wax to rip off your pubic hair.
Dude did you hear about when Tom's girlfriend started egging the lawnmower??

"That shit must've been so painful."
by jules019 December 20, 2020
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Disgruntled Engineer

A person who claims to be a mad scientist, but is actually better at inventing things. Usually derogatory in the scientific community.
Have you heard of Dr. Insano, the famous mad scientist?

Nah, he's not a mad scientist, just a disgruntled engineer. He doesn't even use proper testing methods!
by Xeretsym February 7, 2010
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engineer

Someone who relates to the universe in a mathematical but socially inept way.
Optimist: "The glass is half full."
Pessimist: "The glass is half empty."
Engineer: "The glass is twice the size it needs to be."
by Destillat September 4, 2008
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human engineering problem

a case where the real challenge is to modify or control human behavior rather than design a technological solution. Sometimes used sarcastically (by techies) to imply that a problem is not due to technological deficiencies, but to the fact that humans are so poorly designed.
We know how to produce enough food to feed the world. Eliminating hunger is primarily a human engineering problem.
by Sal Theunuch December 17, 2005
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